SpongeBob: [slowly closes the door] Soooo loooong… [closes it but then slams it open with sad eyes and gets irritated and annoyed. His sideburns fall off of his head. He starts throwing a big tantrum] I don’t wanna grow up! [holds up a giant chocolate chip cookie and snaps it in half in front of his face] I want cookies! [holds up a giant baby bottle with milk inside] And milky! [wears a sweater] I want a sweater with love in the stitches! [runs around wearing a diaper with a blue pin on it as he’s putting baby powder in it] I wanna wear didies! [rides in a wagon] I wanna ride in my wagon! [holds his giant teddy bear] I wanna cuddle-wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins! [rides his old rocking horse with a sailor hat on and a lollipop] I wanna rocky-rock on my seahorsey! [holds up his bruised finger] And I want a kissy-kissy on my boo-boo! [bawling and falls the floor, slamming his fists on the floor. He then rolls like a wheel and munching over baby stuff. Grandma is shocked and sad for him. SpongeBob, sitting, sprays his tears in his mouth. Grandma thinks for a second. SpongeBob continues bawling hysterically as he ratchets like a lawn sprinkler, hyperventilating and almost spinning around and sprays tears everywhere. He spins even faster and floods the whole house of hurricane]
